Topic: New for AC7? "The Flying Pancake"

[IRONCROSS1941]

         Tired of aircraft flying 7800mph? Having a payload of 999 missiles when at most you could use is a fraction of that number in a 10 min match? How about planes that spin out of control unless you have diaper mode enabled? Perhaps you like the planes that take 45 seconds for the targeting computer to lock on? Or planes that in real life like the Hornet that are perhaps one of the best fighters in the world are left in your virtual garage because they can't hold there own in the game? Well fear not, with a little luck this plane could be a DLC for 500 points or so, I understand it rarely stalls!?
http://www.strategypage.com/military_videos/military_photos_2009020221520.aspx

[Jus DoC HoLiDaY]

Never seen or heard of that one.

Attached correctly...diapers are the parachutes of the future bro....but they must be worn by both types of gamer pilots..those flying in diaper mode..and those crying about it like babies!

[CS justiceian]

Well unless they make them in Super Size a special person can't fit in them.

See if you can guess who I am hinting at. The hint is in this message. hehehe

[AirForce0TW]

my guess is Sinners101%Crybaby/Fuckstick, aka Blarney. That guy probably needs 3 super-size diapers to hold all of his bullshit.

[CS justiceian]

OH we have a WINNER folks and what does he win, Why its a brand new Diaper bag. This bag not only holds everything you need to change those nasty little gifts it also has a crying blanket and bitching pacifier for every little crybaby in your life. If you thought that was all you are very wrong. There is also a life long membership to the fuckstick society, as well as a full set of creams to handle any but hurt sore that may azure from constant crapping. You know those crybabies just love to have a good load ready to go when they start crying. But thats not all, We are going to give you a 90 day supply of fragrant oils to use when the odor gets to bad. Try these and see if they don't brighten your day or clean your nose.

Aura of anus
Tear drop rain
Yesterdays puke
Morning load
Naps surprise

If these don't get your nose running nothing will.

Well this is the grand prize for your hard work but if you come back for the world diaper event that crowns the best crying bitch in the world you have a shot at the new auto cleaner 4000, it wipes those small cracks to get every ounce of shit. There is a size and weight setting but if you max it out you grown men can get it to work on you also. Just don't sit on the bitch seat if you are clean. It has been known to remove flesh when over used.